Easy money made over the phone.
by DNK
EASY MONEY FROM THE PHONE-By DNK
(WARNING DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.ITS HIGHLY RISKY AND YOUR ASS WILL BE BUSTED!)
A while back me and a good friend of mine.Triforce (<---RealNames are not used in these articles) Stayed after school one monday afternoon.I was following him to where he discovered one of the schools phones behind the gym. It was in a toll booth (Where people pay to watch school basketball games)Amazingly,It was plugged in,And it WORKED! Triforce explained to me how he and another friend were crank calling innocent senior citizens.Of course we all know that 411 and *67 are both phone factors that make one hell of a phone bill.(THERE ARE 3 SECTIONS OF TYRANNY IN THIS ARTICLE) -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SECTION 1:Running the phone bill up.
1.411-A WAY TO FIND LOCAL PHONE NUMBERS THROUGH OUT THE COUNTRY-I CALLED A DIFFERENT STATE THAT COSTED LONG DISTANCE,AND THE 411, PLUS THE REGULAR USE OF THE PHONE IN GENERAL.
2.*67-A WAY TO BLOCK YOUR PHONE NUMBER INCASE YOU CRANK CALL.-I RECCOMEND THAT YOU COMBINE THIS WITH 411 AND LONG DISTANCE.
Triforce and I used this at that phone from our school.I promise you that it fucked over the school money quite a bit. If you cant experience this at your school,Try doing this at an enemy's house (As long as he/she isnt home) Randomly call phone numbers from out of state and block the number your calling from.Do this over and over and over untill youre more than sure that the phone bill weighs at least a ton mauauahahahahahahah! They will have one hell of a time bending over to pay for calls they didnt even use!!!
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SECTION 2:Get paid to Phone prank!
(THIS MAY BE DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND)
While usuing our precious time screwing over the school with our malicious calls.I decided to find a way to earn some cash. Just to have money in my pocket for the weekend.Heres what I did.
1.USE A FAKE NAME-VLADMIRE DUKOWSKI
2.USE A FAKE COMPANY NAME-EXAMPLE: ARIZONA ELECTRIC FOUNDATION.
3.USE A VACANT MAILING ADDRESS (HARD TO COME BY YOUD HAVE TO BE REALLY LUCKY FOR THIS) 3B.THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE.YOU COULD JUST HAVE THE ADDRESS OF A NEIGHBOR AND HOPE YOU CHECK THE MAIL BEFORE THEY DO. NATURALLY,IF THE PLAN BACKFIRES THE TROUBLE WILL BE AT THE NEIGHBOR'S ADDRESS,AND NOT YOURS!
I called a random shmoe's house in the Arizona territory.They answered the phone of course.I told them my name was Vladmire Dukowski from the Arizona Electric Foundation. I made up a story saying that a new employee was hired and accidently shut down a bow oulet that may have been in their area. And that it was procedure to replace the electricity for free in the area incase it goes out.Of course I had to waste a bit of my time gathering information. from them so that they wouldnt know its a scam.I had to ask about a routine check up on all electronic equipment before I could sway them out of their money.(Like I said,So that they wouldnt know Im scamming them) Once I did, I told them that my supervisor made it derogatory to replace the electricity in the selected area for free for the next ten years.ONLY if they made a slight donation to keep that garantee promised for the decade.Of course this dude was a gullable chode,and excepted that offer.I got him to send it to my old mail box address telling him it was the address of my supervisor's banker.When the guy asked how much,I told him free electricity use and coverage for the next 10 years if he Donated $75 dollars. AND HE DID! About 2 days later I went out to my old mailbox and found a double sealed envelope with a check for $75 dollars.I got it cashed through my parental unit.She did ask where it came from,Thus I used my imagination and thought of a good lie.I got it cashed and the money was all mine!I had conned them blind just by crank calling em! Trust me,If this works for you,you will be very proud of yourself!
WARNINGS ---------
1.DONT EVER USE YOUR HOME PHONE. FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ABOVE USUING THE *67 FROM AN ENTIRLEY DIFFERENT PHONE. THIS KEEPS YOU FROM HAVING YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER DISCOVERED INCASE THE VICTIM CALLS THE POLICE.
2.THEY USUALLY WONT CALL THE POLICE UNLESS THEIR ELECETRICITY GOES OUT.JUST HOPE THAT NEVER HAPPENS BUT IF IT DOES DONT WORRY MUCH,ITS NOT LIKE YOURE GOING TO CALL THEM AGAIN!
3.IF THEY START SEVERLY QUESTIONING YOUR OFFER DONT HANG UP!THIS WILL CAUSE AN INVESTIGATION OF FRAUD.JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THEY DONT WANT YOUR OFFER OR DONT CARE ETC.,THANK THEM FOR THEIR TIME,AND HANG UP FROM THEM AFTER THE DEAL IS FINAL. THIS WAY YOU WONT GET CAUGHT.
4.TRY HAVING THEM MAKE THE DONATION IN CASH.THIS IS EASIER FOR INSTANT SPENDING.
5.YOUD BETTER BE A GOOD QUICK LIAR!
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SECTION 3:WASTING THE VICTIM'S TIME!
Follow the above actions in section 2 but DONT ask for money or donations etc.Just get them talking for a good long time about the situation.Near the end of the convorsation let them know they've been pranked and laugh.Once you do that HANG UP! Now that it was a fraudulent business call you had em on the phone for half an hour.(Or more depending on how good you are) And at a random moment you've wasted their time and pissed them off with an unholy passion!I bet they'd go kill themselves later on! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!
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