How to get even with a Blackball

First, you have to decide whether you want to be a practical joker or just get even? This page could very well be a "How-To" or stress reliever page. This page promotes pranks, jokes, and getting even in a simple way by sending someone a BlackBall very quietly and anonymously.

The most decisive way to deal with a $%&@ (replace with your adjective) is to be quiet and "STICK IT TO THEM!  GET EVEN BABY!"

Take a look at this very unique product.

The cost is $5.00 which includes mailing (only available in USA).  Pretty cheap for an anonomous gag gift.

The Blackball itself is a VERY COOL ball and will transmit the message properly. It's a Stress ball. Note the color; Black. It will not have a phrase on it. That is right. Nothing. There will only be a small card inside the packaging that says "You have been BlackBalled!" and our web site address will be prominently displayed. Trust me when I say. They will get the point. Now for an additional benefit. More than likely they are already paranoid about someone. You will get to watch them try and figure out who did it.

Warning: BE CAREFUL! If you do this prank/joke to your boss and he/she find out then you could be dealt with in an manner that you might not like.

So I would joke around to friends or associates where you can sit back and watch their faces and actions. In most cases it will be priceless.

The beauty of this product is that we will send it with our Return of Address and WE WILL NOT share the client information. You just sit back and enjoy the torment. It will be quite humorous.

As a way to further torment (I mean joke) this poor soul. Purchase the Deluxe Package for $35 and we will ship these twelve Blackballs to your desired victim on a random basis through the year. Not only that! But we can do it on a desired day just to drive a point   Or we can ship them all in the same month (in individual packages). You know the mailroom will spread this rumor around!

As an added bonus we will add their lastname to our Blackballed web page and show their ranking!  Yes, the more blackballs they receive the worse it looks for them.

So if you are ready to do the deed then click on the following link and you will be redirected to our primary web site where we take care of all of our online tranactions

Order your Blackballs Now.

Oh! And while we are working on processing your order in the event there is a change in address PLEASE send us an email within 2 days of your order.  One last thing.  Please make yourself aware of our Refund Policy (it's important to us).

For those of still wondering about Blackballs.  Look at this definition:

black·ball (blăk'bôl)

noun
1. A small black ball used as a negative ballot.
2. A negative vote, especially one that blocks the admission of someone to an organization.

transitive verb: -balled, -ball·ing, -balls.
3. To vote against or veto of something or someone.
4. To shut out from a social or commercial participation.

So have you ordered a Blackball yet?  USE YOUR LEFT OVER CHANGE FROM YOUR PayPal ACCOUNT!!!  Hurry!!!